Friends don't let friends drink and blog

My Fellow Inmates,


Well Asylum learned a lesson last night. Who would have thought that drinking two double Martoonies and a glass or wine before sitting down to type out a blog would not be the greatest of ideas?


Yes, the more you know…


Well since Asylum is not ashamed of what he does, except of course for the formerly mentioned ill-fated foray in to the lyrical arts, I shant change my blog from yesterday. If Mr Daniels and I thought it was good last night then there is shall stay…


With that said, let me address one thing. I recorded Freakin at the freaker’s ball last year and attempted 2-3 times to post it. Each time people have told me it sucked and I pulled it only to dust it off again months later and repost hoping for a better reception. Let’s face it… It sucks.


At this point I have shelved the file in to obscurity. Although I truly can give a shit about what people think of me, I do still aim to produce a certain level of quality out of the things I put out… With that said, I give you this promise… I won’t ever sing again unless it’s a torture scene J


While I am on this subject… To the guy that I told to go fuck himself yesterday…. Honestly I did have a lot of alcohol and wasn’t really thinking things all the way through…


…Now that I have I wish to extend my hand…


…and offer you a broken beer bottle and a tube of icy hot to impale your pictureless judgmental prissy little ass on you fucking balless wonder!


When you attempt to extend yourself and try new things be it play of different sorts, different mediums to produce exhibitionistic scenes showcasing the things you are actually doing and not just dribbling down your leg vicariously off of others experiences, or grow a set to finally move out of your moms apartment where you don’t have to hide that cum stained pair of tennies under your bed any more in fear that you may actually have to explain to her that you COULD possibly be some sort of perverted wanker…


Perhaps then… and only then, might you be even close to having any business judging people who are actually ACTIVELY sharing with others things that come from their hearts and souls that means something to them.


To sling shit from behind the comfortable anonymity of your computer screen, never venturing out to grab even an ounce of what you crave… Well frankly, anything I can say is going to hurt a hell of a lot less than what you already know…


One thing must be realized. I love newbies. I am happy to accept them in to my home and taking them on experiences that they have never imagined. It actually gets me off to see this and to feast upon the shaky trust that it takes them to hand themselves to you, scared, fearful, unknowing…


It is a beautiful thing.


It is these malicious parasites that haunt the websites commenting judgmentally on those that actually do as if they were experts on subjects they don’t have the chutzpah to dabble in.


It’s these people for whom the best part of their personality ran down the crack of their mamma’s ass and ended up a stain upon the bedsheets.


Bottom line…Gear up or Shut up!





Look, I may be willing to admit that emotion and alcohol don’t mix, but none the less I still am a self proclaimed asshole, let’s not forget this point J


So let’s then move forward, shall we?


Carpe Noctem Part 2… 4 days and counting: It’s time to focus on what is important.



With that visiting time is over and the guards grow antsy…

Take care, and what ever you do don't scream too loud, others are trying to sleep

Rubberasylum

Psychological Torture Television

My Fellow Inmates,

I need to tell you about a TV show so foul, so vile, so off the ever loving charts, that it truly makes Asylum proud.

The show is called Solitary

http://www.hulu.com/watch/5272/solitary-the-experiment-begins?c=Reality-and-Game-Shows#s-p2-n1-so-i0

For anyone in to mental torture this show has it and in spades. Here is the concept:

Nine people enter the game. Each of them are placed is a separate cell in seclusion, they are sleep deprived, food deprived, and pushed to their limits.

The only access to the outside world that they have is a computerized voice called Val. Who has an answer to anything they say, and it’s usually a statement meant to twist them around and is often of mind fuck proportions.

The contestants must endure psychological torture for a chance to win $50,000.00. They can give up at any time but if they are the first in the group to give up the current torture then they are removed from the show.

The one that can hold up under the strain of the most psychological torture is the winner. They play against themselves since no one ever knows how the people they are competing against are doing, or if anyone has quit. You are sealed off, no idea how many days have passed, or whether its night or day,

Watching this, the first thought in my mind is this is one step above “The Running Man” in regards to what we will do to people for our own entertainment… Also it gives me many, many evil ideas J

If this is the direction of the degradation of our society I say step back and let it fall! The next step I want to see is bondage endurance shows…

I would tune in J

With that visiting time is over and the guards grow antsy...

Take care, and what ever you do don't scream too loud, others are trying to sleep

Rubberasylum

It Takes a community.... to torture a boy...

My Fellow Inmates,


As you all probably have gathered at this point, Asylum tends to dust off the soapbox when he gets a craw up his butt. Well, I found the craw, removed it, and it was nice with some shallots and a light butter sauce. Just don’t tell Rubberfreak where his dinner came from on his last night here, k? Just between us pervs.



You may be able to devise the nature of this blog by the picture I chose to post along side it… Ok, um, perhaps more accurately the picture I decided to swipe and modify without any permission what so ever then repost upon the site of its origin…



Asylum may need a spanky, but more on that later…



I was chatting with a friend the other day about the new lifetime memberships being offered through this site. The discussion turned to the concept of what timeframe a “lifetime” really is when we speak about websites and what the 275.00 will get you after you pay it.



This was the point the craw got jammed in…



My friend said “Well you don’t have to worry about paying it do you?”



…uh-huh…



Ok, let’s make a few things clear. Asylum is an exhibitionist. I get off by sharing my exploits with others, its one of my kinks and I apologize if we have reached some misconceptions here.



Rubberrebel is good enough to understand this about me, and had enough faith in me to know that by featuring me on his site that he could count on frequent updates of content in the form of Videos, ramblings, stories, and pictures; All because it allows me to satiate my exhibitionist tendencies.



Not only has no offer ever been made to bypass support from me, but I would never accept any such offer were it to be made. Here is why…



We as Guyzingear are a community site, unlike the pigfuckers at recon (I can call them that, they will have to prove in court they are not pigfuckers, and it may be worth the attorney fees just to sneak my cam in there for that one…lol…)



Anyway, unlike the pigfuckers at recon, this site is not aiming to profit off of us. Although if Russell ever gets to the point he is turning a profit off of this group of sites I say we support him all the way. He stood by the Ning site putting up his money so the rest of us could have a place to jerk off, meet, and jerk off again, rinse, wash, repeat…



Roll over Mother Teresa, I nominate Rubberrebel for sainthood… hmm St. Rebel has a certain je ne se qua…no?



Guyzingear gives us the meeting place to do as we please, create what we wish, post all our videos and meet like minded guys without having to keep one hand on our wallet in the process. Up to this point besides the donations of some generous individuals of which Paypal decided they could use elsewhere… that’s a rant for another time though… but up to this point Rebel has been shouldering most the cost himself.



So then, what is a “Lifetime Membership” good for timeframe wise? It is for as long as we allow it, and that’s the bottom line. Without our support sites like this will only stay afloat so long, and the more content we add the heftier the costs to its creators. We owe it to ourselves, and we owe it to Rebel to chip in and truly make this great community grow.



So, with all of this said… Has Asylum given his 275.00 to the cause?

No.

Why?

Welcome to our economy. It is understandable that not all of us can donate at this point. Personally I plan to do so in a few months if it’s still being offered at that time. As I wish to make sure that I always have a platform to place my soapbox on.



And something tells me if you contact Rubberrebel and ask to pay in pieces he very well may work with you.



Besides, if we do this right, imagine what this site will be like in 10 years… For those who have been around long enough compare the RLCL to Rubberzone, and you will understand the evolution I speak.



I look forward to seeing what greatness we can achieve…



Now about that Spanky J

With that visiting time is over and the guards grow antsy...

Take care, and what ever you do don't scream too loud, others are trying to sleep

Rubberasylum