Sunday, April 12, 2020


My Fellow Inmates,

Yesterday I came back and said I would be writing a daily blog again

I mean, what else is there the fuck to do right now?

In fact I kind of fibbed to you to be honest. This isn't just the return of the blog, Its actually a gradual launch to so much more. I will share as I get my shit in order but for now lets just see if I can keep up with my own blog for once.

I come to you today from bed.

Bottom line on this is I'm an idiot and decided to use a way too old jar of ranch to dip my chicken strips in last night.

Ah, food poisoning.

Better than Corona I guarantee....

I'll be back tomorrow =)

Grim Reaper:

"Be quiet! You Englishmen! You're all so fucking pompous. None of you have got any balls!"

American wife:

'Can I just ask you a question?'

Grim Reaper:


American wife: 

"How can we all have died at the same time?"

[The Grim Reaper points at the salmon mousse.]

Grim Reaper: 

"The salmon mousse."

[Everyone except the Grim Reaper is shocked by this revelation.]

English husband: 

"Darling, you didn't use canned salmon."

English wife: 

"I'm most dreadfully embarrassed."

With That, Visiting Time Is Over. What Ever You Do Don't Scream Too Loud As Others Are Trying To Sleep.