Thursday, April 21, 2011

Where is Asylum, And what is this Stoopid SuperSecretPlan ?

My Fellow Inmates...

Asylum has been a bit busy with a major project...

Oh! Is it a new Video?

No, though I still have a pile to edit, and I just got Adobe Premier...

Ohh, Green Screen Porn Vids!!

Lols!! Ok, perhaps hypothetically possible, but not this week... You see, I...

Does this have something to do with your writing?

Well, yes actually now that you ask, you see, there is this company...

Oh! Are you Writing a Novel!!??

No, look, There is this company...

What's it about?

Well; BDSM, anthropomorphic creatures, leather, guns, furries religion, politics, sex, furcons...

My God What are You Doing!!??

You know what? I have now tried to tell you three times, I'm done.

No! Wait! I...

Contracts are not signed yet, so I'm not sharing only to look like a complete twat if things fall through, if you can't bother yourself to listen...

Wait Asylum, I'm listening now!

Fuck you!!

I Want Your Baby!!

*Slams Door*

With that visiting time is over

Whatever you do, don't scream too loud as others are trying to sleep.

~Rubberasylum