The Punnishments Of An Adult Blogger

My Fellow Inmates,

...Lube free even...

Yes, the torments... :-)

I came here today to update you all on the status of the weight loss that I began a week ago, with Leatherpan.... you know what? I talk about him so much, I am sure people are sick and tired of hearing about him. So for now on he shall be known as "He Who Should Not Be Named" :-P

So yes, the diet... In one week, I lost... wait for it... 7 pounds...

Yes, I know... water weight...

Yes, I know... Its not healthy to lose that much at once...

Yes, I know... you secretly want the diet :-)

We as fags are narcissistic, why not...

No, one must understand the sheer changes my body is enduring here. I work in a chair 8 hours a day, now I walk 3 miles a day on my lunch break.

I have cut out all fried food, which was a daily staple for me...

I have cut out all alcohol... all alcahol... and that was a... well lets just say it was a lot :)

All sodas and non water or unsweetened Juice... gone...

In one feel swoop I have singlehandedly cut out 1000's of calories a day and lots of fat... and this is only the first week...

From 236 to 229...

The next update is next Tuesday... I have dynamite ready for those damn plateaus :-)

So then... what was this about punishments to adult bloggers?

Oh yes, as of Sunday anyone on the Blogspot system that has an adult blog has seen a glitch that stops counting the traffic through the site... just the adult bloggers. This affects Google Analytics as well.

So with that said, I have removed the total page views count from this page since it stopped in its tracks... and I shall just have to have faith that people are reading what I have to say...

Though if you are not, it wont be the first time I have been known to talk to my self just so I could have company...

"Would you like some more teas, Asylum?"


"Oh, I would love some more, Asylum, Thank you."


"Oh, No, Thank you..."


"You are too kind.."


"No, No... You are..."

<...DrOols...>

O.o


With That, Visiting Time Is Over.

What Ever You Do Don't Scream Too Loud As Others Are Trying To Sleep.

~Rubberasylum

Spotlight On... Medical Toys Ultimate Sensory Deprivation Hood

My Fellow Inmates,

Ah yes, once again Medical Toys, and if you notice they now are on our page...

I still don't know their quality, and I really would appreciate anyone who has actually purchased from them to chime in. Their stuff looks awesome,but I have no first hand information...

But I have to say... I just cant keep my thoughts off this one piece...

It looks like an institutional version of a well known triple strap hood, with a view changes (i.e. Larger mouth grommet, 2 straps rather than 3, and straps lock... etc...)

But one had a hard time arguing that it looks damn good...

All I can say is if this is what commitment looks like, dont just throw away the key, melt the damn thing down with a blowtorch...

With That, Visiting Time Is Over.

What Ever You Do Don't Scream Too Loud As Others Are Trying To Sleep.

~Rubberasylum

Define Sexy... The Eroticism of Confidence

My Fellow Inmates,

Define Sexy...

Let me give you a mental image... Get ready for this... Put on some deodorant, its about to get steamy...

You are sitting in a cafe having lunch when suddenly a guy across the restaurant catches your eye. He is beautiful and looks like he spends every waking moment in the gym. His short cut shirt allows his cut torso to poke through, and his abs glisten as hie stands up from the table, smiling at you.

Your cock stiffens as he walks your way... this man is a god, and he is coming towards you...

He reaches your side and glares down in your eyes. He doesn't have to speak, he wants you, your stomach is in your throat...

He Smiles and you melt...

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Ok then...

Take 2...

Same scenario, the cafe...

Yet this time you spot the beautiful boy across the way, and you decide to go for it.

As you approch his table he sees you and instantly stared downwards... Its he shy? or standoffish?

You decide to still chat with him, see where it goes...

"Hi there," You say as you smile at him.

"Hi" he replies softly as he looks like he'd rather be anywhere else...

You pull up a chair, "I noticed you across the way, I think you are very cute..."

"No, I am not," He replies; "Though its nice of you to say that."

"Um..." Your interest is wavering but you attempt to break through the shyness. "Would you be interested in getting a drink sometime?"

"Really?! You'd be interested in someone like me?" he says actually looking amazed...

You end up walking away from the encounter, however it ended, thinking what a shame it was that such a beautiful thing was so broken. The number is then filed in to the do not call section of the round filing bin...

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So what is the point?

You could have it all... Body, Hung, Money... and without confidence, be it natural, liquid, or out of a pill bottle; you will never find what you seek, and if you do find it it is destined to eventually slip through your fingers like the sands of an hourglass...

On the flip side you could have nothing, be a complete asshole, treat everyone around you like shit, be swimming with confidence, and have boys vying for your attention...

We have all heard the old adage that women like guys that treat them like shit...

Confidence is mesmerizing, why? because few of us have it truly...

We have confidence in what we know, what we know we can do better than others, and people would be hard pressed to question our abilities on... Step out of that comfort zone and some of us can fake it well, but will always return quickly to our comfort areas...

Someone said to me: "Wait... you have been hiding your furry side all these years? You exude confidence, I didn't expect you to be someone who would have left anything closeted."

Don't forget in the process that we are all still human as well. Feelings suck, and none of us want ours stepped on.

We need common bonds, support structures, to find the faith to grow and explore.

So last September for the first time ever I found myself surrounded by furs when my house filled with them thanks to Perro and Rottie bringing the Bondofurs from Rainfurrest.

Something inside me paid attention, but still watched from the sidelines, even as I tortured the fuzzies gleefully. See, my comfort levels were not being challenged, so I got to explore my cake while I ate it :-)

Sorry, I got sidetracked, as I always do... so then, how does one get confidence? Is it something you must have naturally? a learned action? does wallmart sell it at a price rollback?

Do I look like I have all the answers?

Step up to the plate... Put on your Big Boy Panties... Take Your Lumps... and Stop Caring...

The rest of us did, and that's how we got to where we are...

Then again some of us are just experts at hiding fragile very well...

I... I... Whats wrong?... Please don't be mad at me...  I... Uh... Never mind.... :-P

With That, Visiting Time Is Over.

What Ever You Do Don't Scream Too Loud As Others Are Trying To Sleep.

~Rubberasylum