Monday, August 10, 2009

Good Lordy, Great Jerico, the walls come a tumblin down!

My fellow Inmates,

Can I get a witness up in this joint!! Hallelujah! Remember: Jesus saves, the Devil invests...

So why has Asylum found religion you may ask? Well besides the fact we all know that crucifixion is kinky, I think Christ had a diaper fetish...

Today the start of the 1970's wall in the playroom began to disappear... Yes Sir, no more will you have to worry about the wood paneling on the walls disturbing you during your torture session. That would just be wrong and cruel, and that is so against all I stand for...

Today is the beginning of a softer, kinder Asylum... Just think of me as a teddy bear that likes to tie people up... (Ignore the fangs with the blood dripping off of them and you will sleep better at night I promise) J

So today Asylum is going to launch a new feature in the Rubberasylum Group. It is called “Gearswap”… Yes, yes, I know others have tried it, but we are going to do this the right way, and hopefully it will work.

The rules are simple. A piece of gear will be offered up; stats upon the piece will be given as well as pix. An estimated value based on condition will be posted as well. (Along side the new value so you can get an Idea of what fraction of the value it is being estimated at).

Now… I will not take money at all. One must offer up another piece of gear for trade if you want what is up for grabs. If I am interested and think it’s a fair trade we will move forward, if not then its still available for others to go for. The status of the item will be posted under the picture (i.e. Available, Pending Trade, and Traded).

The first Item up for grabs is a pair of Black Alpinestars Boots.

More items will be posted as they are acquired, if there is some popularity to this we can figure out a way for others to post their gear, perhaps you can send me pix and stats and I can post for you… We shall see… I still need to build the page in the Asylum group so we can see how it comes off after I do it.

As for other news Asylum has acquired Adobe Premier for his video work for the site. Once I figure it out enough I hope to be able to produce some amazing videos to share with everyone.

With that visiting time is over and the guards grow antsy…

Take care, and what ever you do don't scream too loud, others are trying to sleep

Rubberasylum

Saturday, July 18, 2009

A General Call For Castration!

My Fellow Inmates…


Damn I am in a mood; this may not be pretty…


In the last two days I have received a message through both Gearfetish, and now Guyzingear from someone I don’t know selling crap eBay gear.


Now normally this would not be an issue to me. We all have used gear to sell that we are not using any more, and some of us even manufacture our own gear to sell. This is great. I welcome the chance to peruse your stuff and if it’s something that strikes my fancy I will be the first to tell the world how wonderful the craftsmanship of your hard work is…


…And how well it held the boy with all those pesky thrashing side effects…


But this…


This is insulting at best.


They shoot random people an email on a site we all use and enjoy acting like they know you or are actually offering you up a decent piece of gear


“Wanna buy a cool strait jacket? I will give YOU a discount!” a spammer on Gearfetish offered selling a cheap ass thin leather jacket… Starting price? $595.00


http://cgi.ebay.com/North-Bound-Leather-Strait-Straight-Jacket-Restraint_W0QQitemZ250464029612QQcmdZViewItemQQptZLH_DefaultDomain_0?hash=item3a50d1cbac&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14&_trkparms=65%3A12%7C66%3A2%7C39%3A1%7C72%3A1205%7C293%3A1%7C294%3A50


And today on Guyzingear I receive an invitation to view a thin leather catsuit on EBay. I shall refrain from sharing this one with you all as I honestly believe this person was not intending to spam me… Yet he still did not bother to weigh what he was selling to the recipients of the blanket invitation he sent out.


Look people, I know it’s tough out there for all of us. G.W. Shrub did us all in and it will take many, many years of hard work to turn around the fiasco that he has wrought upon us…


Some of us are really trying, and perhaps these two people’s intentions were pure… perhaps… but guess what… DO NOT FUCKING SPAM ME ON THE SITES I FREQUENT!


Bottom line…


Here is my definition of Spam gear emails… I want you to take those pieces of gear you have for sale that you are about to add my name to the list of 100 others that you are about to send out and weigh it against this checklist…


See how far it holds up…


1) Begin by taking a look at the gear in my pictures in the Rubber Asylum Group… Does the gear you are trying to hock me even come close?

2) Put your gear on… does it feel inescapable? Does it look inescapable? If I slathered ½ a bottle of liquid heat of your balls would you be able to break those petty strips of leather holding the laughable d-ring at the end of the sleeves in an attempt to cease your suffering?

3) Does it have grommets that lace with shoestring, and is not a hood, shoe or boot?

4) Does the word “Molded” come in to play, and it is not a hood, glove, sheath, or bootie?

5) Remember the basic rule… Good rubber can tear if treated very roughly, good leather Won’t


Beyond that, if you are selling a hard ridden T-age for 100.00 and think of my name first… well I guess I can accept the email then… heh…


With that visiting time is over and the guards grow antsy…

Take care, and what ever you do don't scream too loud, others are trying to sleep

Rubberasylum

Thursday, July 9, 2009

Busy in the Asylum

My Fellow Inmates,


A Fairly Quick note to update upon goings on.

Hockeyman and Mnwetsuit visited for pride, and then we had a very busy 4th of July with family visiting so we have been very busy. All apologies for the delay in posting.

On a good note though from the visit we have all sorts of new video, and pictures so this means a new patient profile in the group that I am working on, and hopefully a few new vids to post in the coming days.

Sadly at the moment in between work, the gym, & the remodel of the new home; time is a very valuable commodity at the moment.

I shall get to the individual postings as time permits, I am working on the new patient profile now to be posted as always in the Rubber Asylum Group,

More to cum soon, Stay posted...


With that visiting time is over and the guards grow antsy…

Take care, and what ever you do don't scream too loud, others are trying to sleep

Rubberasylum