As much as many people believe that I was created in some lab during some twisted Gestapo experiments in Berlin in '44.... That's my Mother's explanation at least... The truth is none of us are ever created in a vacuum...
...And as we are currently over 2000 page-views a day, and still growing, I must take a moment to acknowledge where the asylum blog came from...
...I can hear it now, 2k page-views? Well that's not individual users... No, you are right, its probably 5 extremely horny click happy people. Which makes 5 people I don't want to meet in a dark alley.... Move the fuck on, don't kill my high... that may be chicken feed to some of you out there but to me that's 2k reasons to make sure I invest my time in this, for I am having fun :-)
I always wanted to be a writer, and for some inane reason you people seem to want to read what I have to say...
What do you mean "You People"?
Sick Perverted Faggots! that's what I mean.... oh, and I do not mean the ladies that read this blog... *Takes off rubber jacket and lays it across the puddle... Don't mind the rest of these heathens, their minds are all hormone fried...
Stop looking at my ass!!!
Wait... Where was I?... Oh yes!!... The Delusions From A Padded Cell Blog History, and GuyzinGear....
Two years ago, when I was just slightly less egotistical (Is it possible?) I was given the opportunity by RubberRebel to share my voice as a featured blog on Guyzingear...
(Click Image To Go To Site)
This is why, if you read back in to my posts from 2009, which are all posted here in my history, you shall see a lot of references to the site I came from.
When the point came for me to span out, I did, and with Rebel's blessings... I must thank him for unleashing the monster that writes to you now... the world will never be the same :-P
So while you are sitting there, with your hand poised over your dick, looking for something to tickle your... umm... "Fancy"...
Head on over to Guyzingear and check it out if you haven't yet...
Tell em Asylum sent you... (It wont get ya anything, but it will make me snicker so why not) :-P
With That, Visiting Time Is Over.
What Ever You Do Don't Scream Too Loud As Others Are Trying To Sleep.
~Rubberasylum
