Sunday, March 20, 2011

Credit Where Its Due: RubberRebel & GuyzinGear

My Fellow Inmates,

As much as many people believe that I was created in some lab during some twisted Gestapo experiments in Berlin in '44.... That's my Mother's explanation at least... The truth is none of us are ever created in a vacuum...

...And as we are currently over 2000 page-views a day, and still growing, I must take a moment to acknowledge where the asylum blog came from...

...I can hear it now, 2k page-views?  Well that's not individual users... No, you are right, its probably 5 extremely horny click happy people. Which makes 5 people I don't want to meet in a dark alley.... Move the fuck on, don't kill my high... that may be chicken feed to some of you out there but to me that's 2k reasons to make sure I invest my time in this, for I am having fun :-)

I always wanted to be a writer, and for some inane reason you people seem to want to read what I have to say...

What do you mean "You People"?

Sick Perverted Faggots! that's what I mean.... oh, and I do not mean the ladies that read this blog... *Takes off rubber jacket and lays it across the puddle... Don't mind the rest of these heathens, their minds are all hormone fried...

Stop looking at my ass!!!

Wait... Where was I?... Oh yes!!... The Delusions From A Padded Cell Blog History, and GuyzinGear....

Two years ago, when I was just slightly less egotistical (Is it possible?) I was given the opportunity by RubberRebel to share my voice as a featured blog on Guyzingear...


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This is why, if you read back in to my posts from 2009, which are all posted here in my history, you shall see a lot of references to the site I came from.

When the point came for me to span out, I did, and with Rebel's blessings... I must thank him for unleashing the monster that writes to you now... the world will never be the same :-P

So while you are sitting there, with your hand poised over your dick, looking for something to tickle your... umm... "Fancy"...

Head on over to Guyzingear and check it out if you haven't yet...

Tell em Asylum sent you... (It wont get ya anything, but it will make me snicker so why not) :-P

With That, Visiting Time Is Over.

What Ever You Do Don't Scream Too Loud As Others Are Trying To Sleep.

~Rubberasylum

Screw the Sugar... Just Give Me The Medicine.... Medicaltoys.com

My Fellow Inmates,

Yesterday I was contacted by Medicaltoys.com to do a link swap with them...

We have yet to do so, so don't look at this post as an advertisement, its not... I have never bought from them, so I am not aware of their quality...

...But...

Upon reviewing their site I was reminded why they had grabbed my notice in the past... They sell real Medical gear and institutional restraints, but they also do Medically inspired gear... and much more that is of interest to a institutional pervert like myself...













Ok kids... so they are a straight site that like to torment nurses... move past it, enjoy the gear, personally I think the bondage is just as cool even if I don't have sexual interest in girls....






And then of course this last picture just gives me all sorts of evil ideas... and makes me want to buy tons of vet wrap.... Any volunteers for sadistic experiments?





With That, Visiting Time Is Over.

What Ever You Do Don't Scream Too Loud As Others Are Trying To Sleep.

~Rubberasylum

The Alca-Seltzer Is Fizzing To Loud!!!!

My Fellow Inmates,

I notice that there was a spike in viewers last night, most likely looking for the evening's update.... umm, yeah... well you see, I kind of dropped the ball on that one a bit as Dizzy and Rufus came over...

All's good though, we tied a few on, and there is a bit of a lingering ache behind my eye, but once we figure out what the hell we did with Rufus then we can start the day...

...oh, and if anyone knows the current location of my pants I would be grateful as well...

...also how do you get out of chinatown...

Oh well, lets not turn this in to the furry edition of "The Hangover"

"This is the film that never ends... It goes on and on my friend..."

There now that shit is stuck in your head all day, and mamma said I couldn't top large groups electronically, HA!...

Alca-Seltzer... a wonderful product from the early part of the 20th century, where brand names wanted to make sure that they said what their product does in the name of the product itself...

No hiding "Oven Cleaner" behind people running on white sandy beaches here...

Nope, just "Dude, you are an alcoholic, drink this and you shall be ready for your liquid lunch at noon"...

There was something romantic about those times... you know, if you were a Straight White Christian Male... but beyond that fact...

So, yeah... Blah! and all that Jazz...

Enjoy the moment of irreverence... I am going back to bed...

Someone please hit the dimmer switch on the sun will ya?

With That, Visiting Time Is Over.

What Ever You Do Don't Scream Too Loud As Others Are Trying To Sleep.

~Rubberasylum
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