Sunday, April 3, 2011

Spotlight On: The Rubbers Finest Smellbag

My Fellow Inmates,

Beauty isn't straight or gay... when people like us list for gear and objects, who cares if the add has females, shall it make it any less horny when you wear it?

Didn't think so...

Rubbers Finest is one of those companies that if you were wealthy you would probably have one of everything they made...

...And the breathing masks and the smellbags are no exception to the amazing objects that they conceive...






And since Asylum us huge on smells....

Well frankly if you loved me you would buy me one...

Oh, and don't think all smell hoods are created equal... oh, no....









And tho you CAN buy molded knockoffs...

How can you argue with beauty?

With That, Visiting Time Is Over.

What Ever You Do Don't Scream Too Loud As Others Are Trying To Sleep.

 ~Rubberasylum

(Picture) A Reason To Never Eat At McDonald's Again

My Fellow Inmates,

WHAT??!! I WANT TO SPEAK TO THE GOD DAMN MANAGER NOW!!!!!





With That, Visiting Time Is Over.

What Ever You Do Don't Scream Too Loud As Others Are Trying To Sleep.

~Rubberasylum

(Video) Classic Wetsuit Bondage: Bondagefreax "Captured Surfer"

My Fellow Inmates,

One must love classic bondage films.

We all have grand fantasies, yet most of them are unrealistic, impractical, and when we go to film them they come across as painfully staged...

Remember kids, before I am yelled at for that, I was in the Ropedweb videos as well (Hugs and snugs Ty Dehner who just read that and scowled) .

Don't get me wrong, we had lots of fun in the ropedweb days, but staged is staged and with the net being what it is today a lot of the older stuff does not stand the test of time.

As we look back at a video such as "Captured Surfer", the bound form at the end should have been the beginning of the video, and we should have gotten to see what happened between the two kinksters...

Ive done enough staged porn, after the camera was off and someone was still laying there mummified, the part we really wanted to see happened then...

Kudos though to the attempt at a setup, but I just cant watch this kind of stuff and not think things like...

"Wait, where was the other people on the beach..."

"If his legs were untied and he was being kidnapped, why then was he not fighting back? Yelling? Kicking?"

And, although we must tip our hats to those that busted their butts to bring us kink, I just cant help to get a total Academy Training Center video vibe off of this one...

"Your Sick! This is Sick! They are going to lock you up and throw away the key!"...

(Pardon the ad when you click it the first time, just close the window and click again, it shall come up)







With That, Visiting Time Is Over.

What Ever You Do Don't Scream Too Loud As Others Are Trying To Sleep. ~Rubberasylum

(Video) Spotlight on: A Furry Wedding

My Fellow Inmates,

Nothing is more beautiful than two souls forever entwining  in holy matrimony...

That is until the honeymoon is over and the fur starts flying...








With That, Visiting Time Is Over.

What Ever You Do Don't Scream Too Loud As Others Are Trying To Sleep.

 ~Rubberasylum
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