Sunday, March 20, 2011

The Alca-Seltzer Is Fizzing To Loud!!!!

My Fellow Inmates,

I notice that there was a spike in viewers last night, most likely looking for the evening's update.... umm, yeah... well you see, I kind of dropped the ball on that one a bit as Dizzy and Rufus came over...

All's good though, we tied a few on, and there is a bit of a lingering ache behind my eye, but once we figure out what the hell we did with Rufus then we can start the day...

...oh, and if anyone knows the current location of my pants I would be grateful as well...

...also how do you get out of chinatown...

Oh well, lets not turn this in to the furry edition of "The Hangover"

"This is the film that never ends... It goes on and on my friend..."

There now that shit is stuck in your head all day, and mamma said I couldn't top large groups electronically, HA!...

Alca-Seltzer... a wonderful product from the early part of the 20th century, where brand names wanted to make sure that they said what their product does in the name of the product itself...

No hiding "Oven Cleaner" behind people running on white sandy beaches here...

Nope, just "Dude, you are an alcoholic, drink this and you shall be ready for your liquid lunch at noon"...

There was something romantic about those times... you know, if you were a Straight White Christian Male... but beyond that fact...

So, yeah... Blah! and all that Jazz...

Enjoy the moment of irreverence... I am going back to bed...

Someone please hit the dimmer switch on the sun will ya?

With That, Visiting Time Is Over.

What Ever You Do Don't Scream Too Loud As Others Are Trying To Sleep.

~Rubberasylum

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