Friday, May 20, 2011

(Picture) A Nomination For The Do Not Hug Me Bro Website...

My Fellow Inmates...

Let's be honest here... Does any of us have any idea where Hello Kitty's face has been? :-D






With that visiting time is over

Whatever you do, don't scream too loud as others are trying to sleep.

~Rubberasylum

(Picture) How to Make Sure The Rapture Passes You By

My Fellow Inmates...


You got lo love this guy...








With that visiting time is over

Whatever you do, don't scream too loud as others are trying to sleep.

~Rubberasylum

How To Kill Security Clearances

My Fellow Inmates,

Though I am a huge proponent of pride in who one is, and living outloud....

Well let's also remember that I am a loudmouthed exhibitionist who is well aware that no public office shall ever be in my future, and I'm good with that...

Just remember that once you release a picture on to the net, that it is there forever... And while blurring your face is never a good thing, a well accessorized gasmask can only make a picture better...

Remember, only you can keep yourself off of Failblog :-)

With that visiting time is over

Whatever you do, don't scream too loud as others are trying to sleep.

~Rubberasylum

(Picture) Awesome Fursuit of the Day Award

My Fellow Inmates...

Oh yes, Chicken Fett, You Fucking Rock!








With that visiting time is over

Whatever you do, don't scream too loud as others are trying to sleep.

~Rubberasylum

How I was Caught By My Parents... In A Latex Catsuit...



My Fellow Inmates,

Yes, I had a Latex Catsuit Hidden Under My Bed In My Parents Home...

Though I have told this story many different ways over the years, here is how it actually happened:

I was 21, I had just moved back from Idaho, where I had moved away from my father to prove that I could live by myself without his thumb on top of my head,

...and I moved back in to my parents house. (Basically both my dad and I were happy as we both got to be right)

Anyway, I moved back in as the plan was for me to go back to school and not worry about living costs in the process.

Yet I was already aware that I was a horny kinky fucker, so things were going to get interesting.

Now when I had lived there before, when I was a teen, I had had many things hiden under my bed that I picked up in thrift stores, surplus stores and used sporting goods stores: Drysuit Underwear, A Down Suit, survival suits, gasmasks, handcuffs... etc...

But at 21, back in my bedroom, and having full access to the internet, my kinky little wings decided to fly.

Now I had looked at the rubber makers for years, and Cocoon had really held my interest as they were one of the few at that time that not only offered full coverage at a resonable cost, and options I wanted, but they also advertised discrete shipping...

Which while living at your parents home, is a great thing...

So I ordered the suit that I wanted: Attached gloves, hood, feet, internal plug, locking zipper, and sheith. They said it would take a month, and they would email me when it shipped, I couldnt wait...

Though it felt like an eternity, the day finally came that I received the email that it was in the mail. I hovered over the mailbox daily, wanting to make sure I got the mail before anyone else did so I didnt have to answer uncomfortable questions on why I was receiving packages from overseas...

It came on a day no one was home... I was so overjoyed...

I took the squishy unmarked white package in to my room and started to tear in to it.

Now I had never even touched latex in my life at that time besides everyday objects like a balloon, and I had no idea what I was doing with it, and when the body shaped shiney unfurled in my lap, brushing against my skin, and making my cock ache to be inside, I began to ask questions...

How do I put it on? Since its a backzip, how do I zip it up?

Well... needsless to say even tho Cocoon was nice to send talc, I made my first attempt dry... My leghair still hurst to this day, but I got it on.

I attached a cord to the zipper in the back and with enough wiggling and pulling had it zipped all up, I was inside and it felt great.

I had to see what It looked like.

I wandered out in to the rest of the house, on my way to the bathroom, which was right next to the front door which incidently had glass in it so you could see through...

I walked in to the bathroom and looked in the mirror, the image that greeted me back was foreign. Though the suit felt amazing I wasnt sold on the look at that time, though I didnt care, the plug in my ass had my dick dripping.

As I headed back to my room to take care of business I happened to look out the window on the front door only to see my parents comming through the front gate.

I rushed back in to my bedroom and fumbled with a set of keys I had no experiance with as I heard the front door open.

Screw it, I thought, as I dove in bed and pulled the covers over my head pretending I was asleep...

My room door did open that day, and after a few moments closed again.

At first I thought that they beleived that I was asleep and left me alone, until I realized that in my haste to pull the covers over my head, I pulled them off my black latex covered feet and legs...

I extracted myself from the suit and wandered out in to the house to help unload the truck from their costco run.

It was never spoken about

...and they never went in to my room again.

Nowadays though, they know all about me and my sexlife, the porn I have done, and even seen the playroom...

All primed by a mistake from a horny boy...

Guess life has a way of working out huh?

With That, Visiting Time Is Over.

What Ever You Do Don't Scream Too Loud As Others Are Trying To Sleep.

~Rubberasylum