If Furry Isn't Kinky Then What Is?

Day 33/365... He who's without Sin #2 hopefully tomorrow

My Fellow Inmates...

First, I must say to any furs reading this, please shelve your feelings and read on. My fursuit head is being constructed at the moment, so this is not an outsiders ramblings...

Just one who is not afraid to share his thoughts.

So yesterday on Twitter a conversation on kinks started up, prompting a few furs to answer, "I don't have any kinks..."

Umm, Really?

Ok well let's take a look to this shall we? Let me ask...

When hopping in to bed do you hold your paws against your cheast and waggle your butt before diving on your partner?

That's kinky

Do you woof, Meow, Cacaw or make any other of 100s of onomatopoetic noises during sex?

That's kinky

Do you bite or scratch during sex?

...Kinky...

Want or own a Murrsuit?

...kinky...

Look unless your fursona is taking the night off and is in the livingroom watching CSI while your partner and you are fucking missionary style... You are kinky.

We as humans are kinky, spiced sex is much more entertaining, and frankly you don't have to have needs to get paddled whipped or tied up to have a kink.

It's only I'n the last few years that people honestly started talking about what happens in the bedroom, you can thank the Internet for that...

Vanilla truly is a misnomer, especially once you mix our communities In the mix (ie rubber leather & fur)

No one wants to think about the possibility that their mother was meowing at their father on the night of your conception, as she rolled over on her back, all four paws in the air and said "treat me like the whore that I am"

...but sadly it is quite possible...

...Once you peal away the thin vanilla crust, all you have is chocolate...

And frankly, like the term "normal" I would bet if we were all honest, we would probably find that there is no such thing as vanilla anyway...

...Just lighter shades of pale :)


... With that visiting time is over

Whatever you do, don't scream too loud as others are trying to sleep.

~Rubberasylum