My fellow inmates...
I would like to talk to you all about a wolf named Rufus...
You see, this poor creature came to out Pervs and Furs Party which we do every 2 months...
...Where bad things happen to good people...
You see, Rufus is supposed to create Asylum's head... And let's say the doggie needed some motivation.
So at the party he was asked how long shall it take? Under duress he said 2 months. I replied fine, you have 60 days, after then it's 1 punishment for every day you are past...
He said, but Sir I want to make sure it's good. I told him since it was for me that it better be...
So if you know Rufus, let him know that you know today is day one... Let him know tomorrow that you are aware it's day 2... Rinse, repeat...
With that visiting time is over
Whatever you do, don't scream too loud as others are trying to sleep.
~Rubberasylum
