Ok... This here is the worlds smallest surprise to me. About a year ago a friend of mine introduced me to these track tie downs, and my first thought was "Ok, who is going to perv this idea out first..."
And with a broad smile I can announce that we have a winner.
The Bondage Trax are such a bright idea... anyone who has searched for an under the bed harness only to find that if you tie a rope to the wrong point you start ripping stitching, breaking rivets... etc...
Been there done that, know how maddening it is...
This here is the answer to anyone that has told me that they don't have the space, money or ability to do anything around their home as they have nosy family members...
So I challenge you... take a look at this picture from a layman's perspective... If you were just walking by randomly and happened upon this (not being the kinky fucker you are), what would you think it was? A Part of the bed?
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Now Imagine after that Easter dinner is over, the snoopy family has left, the boy is still being a bit mouthy, and he now has his hands down your pants...
Just a few clicks later...
...And now the mouthy little fucker is hoping that you forgot what his wine addled brain said about your sister, earlier in the evening, as he drools around the ballgag...
Cost: 29.95 for a set of two...
I am sorry, you still have an excuse for why you don't have an option to tie up those that desperately need it in the privacy of your own space?
Ohhh.... so you have one of those old style metal bed frames, and aren't handy enough to build a wood box for your bed... ok, well life is all about creativity and these trax will work anywhere...
...And who is going to look twice at a metal plate on a wall... You want what you want? Take it! the options are there, and kinky fuckers are always looking for new ways to make you hard...
If you still have excuses after this for why you are missing tie down points... move aside, I'm gonna kink for you...
With That, Visiting Time Is Over.
What Ever You Do Don't Scream Too Loud As Others Are Trying To Sleep.
~Rubberasylum
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