Rubberasylum's run in with the Law

My Fellow Inmates,


Today I was in the home of a SWAT officer. He was dashingly handsome, and had gear scattered around his home. Lets just say that asylum had to cum before he left his house so I could play the part of an everyday citizen for even a short timeframe...

I will also be the first to admit that I have this problem with Cops... No matter what I do in life or how I play, if I run in to a real cop my knees get weak and my submissive side finds its way to the surface. "Yes officer, No Officer" and all that jazz. I have always wanted to play in the back of a cruiser, also in the back of an ambulance, but that's another crossed wire for a later discussion.

I think it has a lot to do with the fact that no matter how hard I may have tried I never got on the bad side of the law... Ever. The closest I ever got was I once was read my rights when I was a kid, but after the situation was sorted out they only took one of my friends away... I.e. we ratted him out to save our sorry hides... lol.

I check out every cop I see on the streets, the Motorcycle cops are the best, and not the old Harley types... The new BMW bike cops in full face helmets... yum!

I don't know why, but I lose my ability to speak, and I get the shakes. In full uniform I am a lost cause. Players in the scene that play cop and have the full uniform and all don't do the same to me, you still look awesome, but there is something added about the knowledge that you are fully trained, you could take me down in a heartbeat without even thinking, tied up and fucked by you.... ok, yes this is a side of Asylum that does not come out often, and it would not have had I not been in an officer's home with gear between us...

So why was I even there? Well...

I got the opportunity to buy a cell extraction suit... basically a set of full body armor that could take the blow from a sledgehammer in to the chest and do little more than knock the wearer over. Basically an amazing suit. It was posted on Craigslist for sale, and I jumped on it so fast my head spun...

I emailed the guy and left him my phone number and he called back right away, when I answered the phone it was dead air... I called the number back and it was answered "This is ***" (I strike out his name as its not necessary to post). I told him I was calling on the suit and we set up a time to meet. The only problem he said is that it was missing its helmet, but they made a replacement for it I could have.

Whatever, I was interested in the armor, not some crap helmet replacement I would probably chuck.... I wasn't prepared for what the replacement was... more on that in a bit....

So I travelled out to this guy's home today, and damnit if he did not answer the door in full uniform, the only missing piece was that his belt and weapon were sitting on the kitchen counter. A jacket hung over one of the chairs with SWAT on it... I was so happy I came before leaving my house.

The gear was spread out across the floor, the suit was a hell of a lot bulkier than I thought it would be, and later at home I actually worked up a sweat trying to wrestle myself into it all, this shall be a two person job for the future. It is black, thick, and covers every part of the body... An amazing suit.

The helmet though was something I wasn't prepared for, In the picture I saw it appeared to be a duct tape mess, when I saw it up-close the first thing I noticed is that it was HUGE. Inspecting closer I saw that it was a football helmet that has been heavily padded on all sides with a duct tape shell holding it all together and a grill applied to the outside of the face with two little slits to see through... I have already gotten the rolls of duct tape out and we will be doing some work on it to perv it out a lot more than it already is...

Hmm This kind of gear and handcuffs... besides the hand jobs, blowjobs and buttsex I mean is there really much of a difference between us and cops... really? I ask you... lol.

Back to the Helmet...

It will be very useful for play, the world looks quite unusual from inside, and you can bang your head all you want, you will never hurt yourself. After I repair it I will post pix in a future blog.

The suit and some other new purchases all have a purpose, a plan. If it all works out then Rubberfreak shall be the first to see it in its complete state, and I know he is getting excited... as am I.

With that visiting time is over and the guards grow antsy...

Take care, and what ever you do don't scream too loud, others are trying to sleep


Rubberasylum