Friday, April 1, 2011

Asylum Has Been Kidnaped And Needs your Help...

My Fellow Inmates,

Hahaha!!! Got you!... and now you are here, reading my diatribe...

Just like the boy the fucked wolves, you believed my lie... wait... no... uh, moving on....

You see children, Asylum's energy is fading and in order to save him we need everyone to clap in unison... are you clapping?

"But, Mommy, Teacher says that every time a bell rings an Angel gets its wings."

"Your teacher is a Drunk dear..."

Do you read this blog?

"Shit! He is about to ask us for money... run!"

No, I am not going to ask you for... wait, you have money?

No, what I am talking about is voting... yup, that's it... two clicks and you spend your IP address telling the world that you enjoy the Asylum blog.

"But I fucking despise the Asylum blog."

Awesome, you can tell the world that as well:


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You See, You don't have to like us... oh, no... you are welcome to think that I am a complete douchebag, and I welcome you to even say that. Yup that's right, they even allow you to comment...

But Asylum, you ask, why should I bother, what does it matter if I vote for you or not?... you did ask right?... No?...

Well you like seeing stuff like this right:









So Then... Want to see More in the future:


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Have you clicked it?

No?

So why do I care...

Look, if you read this blog, and you vote for it, then more people will find it and we shall continue to grow. This means More Videos, more pictures, more stories, and more insanity...

At this point we do 3 posts a day, and offer it all completely free...

As it shall always be...

So then, why should you vote... If you enjoy this blog and want to see it keep going, then  you have the ability to help us out...

Ultimately I can see how many step up... Just remember, a non vote is a vote in itself, Letting me know that perhaps my time is spent better elsewhere...

FEED MY EGO!!!!

Shit, how did that slip out...


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With That, Visiting Time Is Over.

What Ever You Do Don't Scream Too Loud As Others Are Trying To Sleep.

~Rubberasylum

2 comments:

  1. You are the best ! How can anyone miss that you are the best, since you are the best there is no one better than the best so that means you have to be the best , since you are the best - right ?
    I knew it YOU ARE the best !

    Please CONTINUE to be the best so that you are the best tomorrow as well - i' vill stop by for MY EGO to see for myself that YOU ARE THE BEST !

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  2. I totally understand the "ego" thing. LOL. I've posted stories at my blog for almost a year now and I get maybe one little comment. Not even sure anybody reads them.

    I post them over at Eckie's and they get 1500 reads, lots of comments, rating stars (ooo ooo ooo), and, yum, private e-mails.

    Keep up the good work. We adore you.

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