Saturday, July 18, 2009

A General Call For Castration!

My Fellow Inmates…


Damn I am in a mood; this may not be pretty…


In the last two days I have received a message through both Gearfetish, and now Guyzingear from someone I don’t know selling crap eBay gear.


Now normally this would not be an issue to me. We all have used gear to sell that we are not using any more, and some of us even manufacture our own gear to sell. This is great. I welcome the chance to peruse your stuff and if it’s something that strikes my fancy I will be the first to tell the world how wonderful the craftsmanship of your hard work is…


…And how well it held the boy with all those pesky thrashing side effects…


But this…


This is insulting at best.


They shoot random people an email on a site we all use and enjoy acting like they know you or are actually offering you up a decent piece of gear


“Wanna buy a cool strait jacket? I will give YOU a discount!” a spammer on Gearfetish offered selling a cheap ass thin leather jacket… Starting price? $595.00


http://cgi.ebay.com/North-Bound-Leather-Strait-Straight-Jacket-Restraint_W0QQitemZ250464029612QQcmdZViewItemQQptZLH_DefaultDomain_0?hash=item3a50d1cbac&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14&_trkparms=65%3A12%7C66%3A2%7C39%3A1%7C72%3A1205%7C293%3A1%7C294%3A50


And today on Guyzingear I receive an invitation to view a thin leather catsuit on EBay. I shall refrain from sharing this one with you all as I honestly believe this person was not intending to spam me… Yet he still did not bother to weigh what he was selling to the recipients of the blanket invitation he sent out.


Look people, I know it’s tough out there for all of us. G.W. Shrub did us all in and it will take many, many years of hard work to turn around the fiasco that he has wrought upon us…


Some of us are really trying, and perhaps these two people’s intentions were pure… perhaps… but guess what… DO NOT FUCKING SPAM ME ON THE SITES I FREQUENT!


Bottom line…


Here is my definition of Spam gear emails… I want you to take those pieces of gear you have for sale that you are about to add my name to the list of 100 others that you are about to send out and weigh it against this checklist…


See how far it holds up…


1) Begin by taking a look at the gear in my pictures in the Rubber Asylum Group… Does the gear you are trying to hock me even come close?

2) Put your gear on… does it feel inescapable? Does it look inescapable? If I slathered ½ a bottle of liquid heat of your balls would you be able to break those petty strips of leather holding the laughable d-ring at the end of the sleeves in an attempt to cease your suffering?

3) Does it have grommets that lace with shoestring, and is not a hood, shoe or boot?

4) Does the word “Molded” come in to play, and it is not a hood, glove, sheath, or bootie?

5) Remember the basic rule… Good rubber can tear if treated very roughly, good leather Won’t


Beyond that, if you are selling a hard ridden T-age for 100.00 and think of my name first… well I guess I can accept the email then… heh…


With that visiting time is over and the guards grow antsy…

Take care, and what ever you do don't scream too loud, others are trying to sleep

Rubberasylum

Thursday, July 9, 2009

Busy in the Asylum

My Fellow Inmates,


A Fairly Quick note to update upon goings on.

Hockeyman and Mnwetsuit visited for pride, and then we had a very busy 4th of July with family visiting so we have been very busy. All apologies for the delay in posting.

On a good note though from the visit we have all sorts of new video, and pictures so this means a new patient profile in the group that I am working on, and hopefully a few new vids to post in the coming days.

Sadly at the moment in between work, the gym, & the remodel of the new home; time is a very valuable commodity at the moment.

I shall get to the individual postings as time permits, I am working on the new patient profile now to be posted as always in the Rubber Asylum Group,

More to cum soon, Stay posted...


With that visiting time is over and the guards grow antsy…

Take care, and what ever you do don't scream too loud, others are trying to sleep

Rubberasylum

Monday, June 22, 2009

Asylum Slipped his cuffs

My Fellow Inmates,


Well I have some bad news to share this week. Asylum has fallen from his wagon and is now smoking again…Sigh… Yes, I know, I know… And as much as WetsuitJay says he is fine with it I can think of nicer things to ask someone who treats me as well as he does to put up with than “Smoke Smell”.


I have placed an order for one of these new electronic cigarettes that supposedly have no smell to them and replace the smoke with Vapor. Basically it’s a nicotine delivery system. I am hoping this shall be a happy middle ground that will allow me to be bad and not carry my habit with me wherever I go.


But in my own defense, we all have our individual vices, and I want everyone here in this room to raise their hand who feels that they are free from sin…


See, it’s unanimous… Just think of the great company we shall all have in the afterlife… and I also hear that Riverfront property along the Styx is selling for good prices in this economy.


…And with everything on fire, I will never have to worry about not having a light… We shall all be smoking… Silver linings people… Silver linings… J


Ok…Ok… Asylum has also been caught this week with his hand in the cookie jar and must admit that he is a fucking hypocrite…


I did not have sexual relations with that boy…


Actually, a reader of this blog messaged me and asked “Um… why do you still show an account on R***n? I thought you said you were done with them!”


Well I was… And then…


Imagine this, if you were a protester against the marijuana prohibition in this country and you decided to march on the White House, with joint in hand, all by yourself… What would happen?


I have found in this world that unless you’re Chuck Norris, a one man army is going to do more damage than good…


And with so many that actually use the Pigfuckers messaging system I decided that I was just losing out in contacts and was doing no good beyond that. So yes, I am a Hypocrite. Except for one thing… I may have an Account on there, but it is a free one. R***n shall never see a single dime of my money, Ever!


If people stop paying them, and we all treat them as a free site then they will cave under their own weight. This will take a large number of people to do. Frankly this will never happen. Perhaps a hypocrite, but a realist as well.


All that aside this weekend we are hosting some friends from down in Portland: Hockeyman and MnWetsuit will be coming up for pride and play this upcoming weekend and hopefully we should see some new vids and pix from those sessions.


Hockeyman and I shall probably get in to some Down play and WetsuitJay and MnWetsuit will get the divegear thing going. This will probably be one of the last playsessions that we will get to have before we move.


Then all shall be quiet on this western front for a while.


I look at this blog as a journal of sorts. One that others read. As I have said before Asylum is an open book and so journeys into my past shall not be that uncommon. I still need to tell the tale of Slave danny under Mr. Mitchell.


That still shall be coming, just need to find the time.


With that visiting time is over and the guards grow antsy…

Take care, and what ever you do don't scream too loud, others are trying to sleep

Rubberasylum